Chaos Crew | "Raising the Resistance" Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie
Join the movement. This isn't just a hoodie; it's the uniform for parents raising free-thinkers, creators, and glorious rebels.
Welcome to the Chaos Crew. This is more than just supremely soft fabric; it's a declaration. For every parent navigating the glorious mess of raising independent spirits, those vibrant kids who color outside the lines and ask too many questions – this hoodie is your badge of honor.
Featuring our iconic distressed star emblem and the defiant rallying cry, "CHAOS CREW: Raising the Resistance," this isn't for the "Live Laugh Love" crowd. This is for you—the parent who champions individuality, celebrates the beautiful chaos, and knows a "problem child" is often just a genius in the making.
Why You Need This Hoodie (aka your battle armor):
* Your Official Uniform: Wear your pride. This hoodie loudly (but comfortably) signals your membership in the Chaos Crew—a community of parents who get it.
* Supreme Comfort, Battle-Tested Durability: Made with a thick, cozy blend (50% cotton, 50% polyester), it’s perfect for surviving early morning school runs, late-night creative sessions with your kids, or just chilling after another triumphant parent-teacher conference.
* The Perfect Statement Piece: It’s soft on the inside, but the message is pure grit. Show the world you're raising kids who aren't afraid to challenge, create, and lead.
* Unisex Fit: Designed for all Rebel Parents. Its comfortable, classic fit means anyone can wear their resistance with pride.
Product Details:
* Fabric: 50% cotton, 50% polyester (ethically sourced and produced)
* Weight: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) – for that cozy, substantial feel
* Fit: Classic, comfortable fit (runs true to size)
* Details: Spacious kangaroo pocket, color-matched drawcord, double-lined hood for extra warmth. Tear-away label for ultimate comfort.
Join the Chaos Crew. Don your uniform. You're not just raising kids; you're Raising the Resistance.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean